No Happy Medium

Entries from July 2009

Ress Frags, Ress Fun

Thursday July 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

So first there was Six Flags’ annoying old guy:

Then out goes the old guy, and in comes the offensive Asian guy:

So out goes the Asian guy. And now I flip on the tube and the old guy is back (kind of; it’s clearly a new actor, and he puts to bed any lingering doubt whether it’s a youngster in a baldie mask), and he’s doing the “More flags, more fun” bit:

Turns out, offensive Asian guy was integral to the joke.

Categories: Shoot the Messenger
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For the Asshole on the Go

Sunday July 26, 2009 · 1 Comment

Whether you’re mountain biking at Big Sur or navigating the concrete jungle, you don’t want your bluetooth headset, mp3 earbuds and wraparounds to interfere with each other — or worse, clash. Thank god Oakley is there for the guy who’s ready to out asshole the assholes.

Categories: Gadgeteering
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