In a departure from our usual Google Game, today we take a look at set of Google Image search results.
Upon learning that the Unhappy Mediator is soon departing to live out an Indiana Jones fantasy in Syria, a friend ran a quick Google Image query for “archaeological dig.” This is a snapshot of what she found:
And here’s a zoom in on the first image result returned:
Yes, a diorama. Complete with Astroturf. How is that the first image? How?
Out of curiosity I ran a little search of my own, on rival search engine Bing Images. I found that the top result was something comparably hilarious and improbable.
A Magic card. 
No Happy Medium 
That is a terrible Magic card.
Why are you surprised? Magic the Gathering and Star Wars will always dominate any search you do online. Nerds uber alles!