When you care to send the very true, check out Melancholy Greetings. In the vein of the biting, often hilarious canned salutations of someecards.com, Melancholy Greetings offers punchy one-liners that punch you right where it hurts the most, wherever that may be. Take, for instance, the basic category:
general malaise
Are you having trouble articulating that vaguely nonplussed, out-of-sorts feeling that dogs your waking hours? Perhaps one of these all-purpose, melancholy-inspired cards will do the trick.
But wait, get this: they’re actual, physical cards. Remember those? Go crazy, go analog! Pick up a card (I found them at Barnes & Noble), pick up a pen, and pick a friend to dazzle with your magic-like Pony Express abilities. It’s OK if you need to facebook him for his address.
No Happy Medium 