Engadget featured this golf-course transporter. Who even cares how dumb the product is, or how dumb you’d look riding one down the fairway? What I want to know is: Who the fuck’s idea was it to name the thing Mantys?
Mantys: Never lose track of your balls again.
No Happy Medium 
I think you and I both know someone who could be behind this. Do the instructions for the golf cart segway thing suggest “For best results use while wearing only speedos”? That would give it away.