Google Game: So annoying

I swear: I wasn’t even trying to go the Jew route with this one. It just happened.

I really want to focus on other results here — like what the internet can tell you about flies being annoying that you can’t tell from, you know, flies, or why so many people want to know how to say “so annoying” in Japanese — but I just can’t resist. Just. Can’t. Resist…

If you want to get to the heart of a persistent and pervasive cultural disquietude you shouldn’t turn to Yahoo Answers. I’ll do it for you.

Why do people hate Jews?
ok not everyone hates jews. i mean i dont. like in school people ask’ are you Jewish???’ and they say it as though theres something wrong with that. but theres not. i just wanna know what people have against them???? any help????

Best Answer – Chosen by Voters
I have asked this question on Yahoo! Answers at least 5 times… And each time the question is deleted…

I have nothing against Jews… Which is why I can’t understand why history is so FULL of antisemitism…

No one can actually provide me with a reason that so many people in history have hated a whole race of people. SPECIFICALLY these people…

You would think that after 3000+ years of antisemitism… They would be able to at least give ONE reason other then obvious lies like “They want to rule the world” or “They control all the money”.

It makes no sense to me and it is only a matter of time before this post is deleted for no apparent reason.

That’s not the one I would have chosen as the best answer. Not with gems like these mixed in there:
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I don’t hate jews. I’m black and when I was little my mom would drop me and my brothers off at the synagogue by our home because they were always hosting religious camps for children. They were very nice to us and we are christian. I don’t have a problem with jews, they’ve never done anything to me.
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A lot of the boss and owners of certain businesses are mostly Jews so that might be the problem. You know how a lot of people has problems getting along with their boss. A lot of my friends and best friends are Jewish and I get along with them best. Some people just doesn’t have flexible minds.
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People still got that hang up because they are the ones who turn in Jesus. I say If jesus forgive his own people why cant we. I forgive anyone now matter what race because I am a christian and that what Jesus taught us. But those people who hate Jews got to go before the father and so do we and God don’t see color or race he see us as his children. and we should do the same
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This first of these next answers is why the thread comes up near the top of the Google search for annoying Jews:
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omg jews are so annoying……my firiends mom is a jew and we went out to eat and her freakin mom wouldnt let me get anything i wanted to eat cuz i couldnt eat meat or whatever…like bacon…..it pissed me off and ya also the south park thing….i kinda take after south park….but its mostley my friends mom
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i think it’s because of their religion. i mean not all people that have a religion, but some of them go bashing jews for not believing in god or something. i have a few jewish friends and they are the nicest people ever.
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Yes…it’s weird to me too. Especially when they are racist white people. Jews…are white, right?
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omg i freaking heart the internet.

Why do people hate Jews?

ok not everyone hates jews. i mean i dont. like in school people ask’ are you Jewish???’ and they say it as though theres something wrong with that. but theres not. i just wanna know what people have against them???? any help????
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5 responses to “Google Game: So annoying

  1. I’m so glad you researched this topic at 345 in the morning. Nothing like cyber anti-semitism to lull you to sleep.

  2. jews rule!!!

    …the world, and that’s why they’re so annoying.

    -brian

  3. I find myself a little annoying, and I’m a Jew, so that explains it. I think.

  4. Oh my god, I love Kevin — who’s Kevin?

    • Folks, that last comment was from my mom. She is one of my most loyal readers and the composer of several hilariously tasteless anonymous comments. She is, as the kids say, the bomb.

      Ma, sorry to out you like that. You may or may not have met Kevin — but you certainly would love him. I certainly have met him — and may or may not love him.

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