Spotted in Boston at the Fenway Park subway station, a rather ill-advised ad for Chipotle burritos. Too bad the baseball wordplay means nothing, and doesn’t distract from the immediate associations the slogan suggests. Like: CLEAR THE ROOM. Or VOID YOUR BOWELS.
If you can’t read the fine print it says, “For best results, don’t get on the subway directly after eating.”
No Happy Medium 
Isn’t that what set of the metal detector for Derek Small?