I truly believe this week’s New Yorker cover should be passed into law. It’s a pedestrian-traffic solution I’ve often dreamed about (while power walking in the middle of the street, fuming and muttering obscenities), but couldn’t summon the inner Swift to bring to light. Thank you, Bruce McCall, for doing in paint what I could never do in…well…anything.
No Happy Medium 
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i was just gonna ask how they’d police… but then i saw the painted policeman, which i’ll accept as a response. watching the first asshole get a ticket for slow-sightseeing out of the pre-determined lane is where the real satisfaction would kick in, i suppose…