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Everything’s Fleshier in Texas

…and they respect those who serve for our country. Either that, or our troops are heading overseas armed with  rubbery anatomical recreations. Talk about an arsenal. (Oh!)

Honorable mention to this sign on the News & Video’s side wall:

Remember, you must be 18 years of age and share their sensibilities to enter. No children, no pansies.