Thanks (I think) to the reader who found the site by searching
“horny haitian women.”
Yeesh. See: Haitian Women Channel Aristophanes
Thanks (I think) to the reader who found the site by searching
“horny haitian women.”
Yeesh. See: Haitian Women Channel Aristophanes
Posted in Information Stupor Highway
Tagged aristophanes, haiti, reader appreciation, women
Thanks to the readers, plural, who found the site by searching
“lego sarcophagus.”
See: Video Cool on Own Merits, Not Just Because It References the 80s

I like this monkey.
Un-Happy new year, folks. You may have noticed a brief, unannounced NMH dematerialization in the final days of the aughts. I’ll cop. The Unhappy Mediator took a protracted tropical hiatus from virtually all things media, edged into realm of actually-happy, and as such, stymied the site’s editorial mission.
But I’m back, and to honor that mission in the nascent decade, I’d like to introduce a new rubric, Reader Appreciation, wherein we doff our post to those virtual visitors who keenly and deftly stumble upon the heart of No Happy Medium.
Without much further ado, and with the best of wishes (and a sheepish apology for half a December of neglect), the first NHM reader shout-out:
jkljkl
Thanks to the reader who found the site by searching “asshole with bluetooth.”
Posted in Information Stupor Highway
Tagged assholes, bluetooth, reader appreciation
Thanks to readers who have sent in their own Google Suggest suggestions. Here are a few searches that have caught the eyes of Unhappy Friends.
From Hilla P., Los Angeles, CA:
These results can be pretty neatly divided into 4 categories:
1. Health + hygiene (poop, hair, exercise)
2. Pet care (bathing the dog)
3. Car maintenance (lube, tires)
4. Financial distress (bankruptcy, donating blood)
Posted in Google Game
Tagged dead pakistani, google search, google suggest, how often, lupus, mitch hedberg, reader appreciation, what is, why