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Reader Appreciation: A Dubious Honor

Thanks (I think) to the reader who found the site by searching
horny haitian women.”

Yeesh. See: Haitian Women Channel Aristophanes

Reader Appreciation: Hope to meet you guys in the afterlife

Thanks to the readers, plural, who found the site by searching
lego sarcophagus.”

See: Video Cool on Own Merits, Not Just Because It References the 80s

Reader Appreciation: Really, what are the odds?

Thanks to the reader who found the site by searching
mountain dew mead.”

See: Mead, M’Lady? Prithee, Mountain Dew

Reader Appreciation: Kids these days

Thanks to the reader who found the site by searching
how the young in the us are getting dumb.”

Reader Appreciation: Almost redundant, isn’t it?

I like this monkey.

Un-Happy new year, folks. You may have noticed a brief, unannounced NMH dematerialization in the final days of the aughts. I’ll cop. The Unhappy Mediator took a protracted tropical hiatus from virtually all things media, edged into realm of actually-happy, and as such, stymied the site’s editorial mission.

But I’m back, and to honor that mission in the nascent decade, I’d like to introduce a new rubric, Reader Appreciation, wherein we doff our post to those virtual visitors who keenly and deftly stumble upon the heart of No Happy Medium.

Without much further ado, and with the best of wishes (and a sheepish apology for half a December of neglect), the first NHM reader shout-out:


Thanks to the reader who found the site by searching                     “asshole with bluetooth.”

Google Game: Reader Appreciation

Thanks to readers who have sent in their own Google Suggest suggestions. Here are a few searches that have caught the eyes of Unhappy Friends.

From Hilla P., Los Angeles, CA:

These results can be pretty neatly divided into 4 categories:

1. Health + hygiene (poop, hair, exercise)

2. Pet care (bathing the dog)

3. Car maintenance (lube, tires)

4. Financial distress (bankruptcy, donating blood)

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