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Philly Wants to Take You Out (And Pet You. Or Kill You. Or Both.)

If your handwriting says a lot about you, then what does this choice of font on GoPhila.com, the official visitors’ site for the greater Philadelphia area, say about the City of Brotherly Love?

Well, since we know the city was founded a few centuries ago, it’s safe to say this is not the chicken scratch of a child. Thus, it remains to be reasoned that Philadelphia is

a. “special”


b. psychotic, and possibly dangerous.

Neither bodes well for your winter vacation. If Philly ever tries to stroke your shiny hair, don’t let it.

[Thanks, Terry]