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Bearded Moms Trade Rap Sheets for Diplomas

While we’re on the subject of discomfiting banner ads for Obama-backed funding…

For starters: your mom’s a dude. And she’s got a kickin’ beard. Also, she’s a felon and her mug shot is circulating on the internet.  Oh, and she makes more money than you do.

Jesus Saves (on Car Insurance)!

Click to enlarge, see ad at right:

Actually, I was wondering how a guy like you turns water into wine and heals lepers, but sure, I guess saving money on car insurance is kind of impressive. Give a man a lower premium and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fill out short forms…

[Thanks, Paul. “You’re Jesus. You deserve it.”]