I swear I have a rubber in here somewhere. (from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/anitasarkeesian/)
The 24th annual Dragon*Con event wrapped up in Atlanta this weekend, leaving some nerds wondering “did I just miss my chance to score?” Thank goodness for Craigslist Missed Connections:
Hottest guy at Dragon Con! – w4m – 27
Date: 2010-09-06, 11:01PM EDT
Captain. Jack. Sparrow. I hit on you (in front of my date) at the Hyatt bar. Please reply to this if you’d be interested in hearing what I *didn’t* get to say…
Dragon*Con; You were Wolverine, and I was Poison Ivy – w4m – 25 (Marriott, Atlanta, GA)
Date: 2010-09-07, 4:16PM EDT
I can’t figure out why I left without getting your contact information. I know your name is Dan, and you make leather jackets. You were the best Wolverine I’ve ever seen. We talked for a while, just standing in the crowd. I wish I could find a picture of us. Hopefully, I’ll see you at another convention soon. :)
Spencer, I need a hug. – w4m – 28 (Dragon*Con)
Date: 2010-09-06, 11:31PM EDT
If I had a TARDIS, I’d go back and make myself ask you to dinner. Temporal paradoxes be damned.
More after the jump.
Cassie, let me know if you’re interested – Dragon*Con – m4w (Sunday night rave)
Date: 2010-09-07, 1:10AM EDT
Hi Cassie,I really enjoyed talking to you while we walked to the rave and getting to watch you dance was amazing. I loved how you were always smiling, as if you were somewhere safe while you were dancing. I thought I saw you outside our hotel when I checked out this morning but I couldnt tell if that was you sitting in the white car across the parking lot.
You didnt seem interested in me “that way” but I’d like to stay in touch and watch you dance again next year.
Drop me a line if you’re interested.
-Chris
Dragon Con Guy Wants Super Hero to Push Him Around – m4w – 35 (Dragon Con)
Date: 2010-09-05, 3:09PM EDT
At Dragon Con for one more day and night. Would really like somebody in a costume to knock me around a little. Can role play if want. I’m the crime and you’re the justice. Not interested in sex, keep your outfit on, just need a good costumed roughing up. Drop me a line.
Dragon Con – Alien vs Predator Interstellar Swinger Party (Dragon Con – Sheraton)
Date: 2010-09-04, 7:08PM EDT
Full Alien or Predator costume required. All single women and couples will be accepted. There will be limited spots for single men. I will send out the time and room number to all who qualify.looking to get wife seduced at DragonCon – mw4m – 56 (Atlanta Dragon Con)
Date: 2010-08-07, 11:15PM EDTTrying again this year. Tried this last year, but were sharing room and it never worked out. Have our own room this year. Wife gets very horny and playful at DragonCon. We were into the swinging scene before kids, but haven’t played in years. She talks every year about who she would fuck when we go. She doesn’t know I am soliciting for some cock for her. If you are interested in a formerly wild swinger, I will help you “meet” her and you can buy her a couple of drinks and use our room while I am “out.” She is 55, a few extra pounds, but decent shape.
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looking to get wife seduced at DragonCon – mw4m – 56 (Atlanta Dragon Con)
Date: 2010-08-07, 11:15PM EDT
Trying again this year. Tried this last year, but were sharing room and it never worked out. Have our own room this year. Wife gets very horny and playful at DragonCon. We were into the swinging scene before kids, but haven’t played in years. She talks every year about who she would fuck when we go. She doesn’t know I am soliciting for some cock for her. If you are interested in a formerly wild swinger, I will help you “meet” her and you can buy her a couple of drinks and use our room while I am “out.” She is 55, a few extra pounds, but decent shape.
No Happy Medium 
There are no words.
The human nerd is a particularly interesting segment of its planetary fauna. An increase in per capita density suggests the ability – and even success – to mate and reproduce, contrary to reason. Still, researchers have as of yet failed to observe this undoubtedly bizarre ritual.