This morning my friend and I came up with a great plan for the day. (Sitting near one another, with our laptops.) I sent her a text message that I’d come over and pick up a few snacks on the way. She thought that idea was “Perf!” But her iPhone didn’t approve of her creative abbreviation and sent me a text that said simply:
Peed!
Today’s lesson? Getting too excited over text can leave an embarrassing smudge on your reputation.
No Happy Medium 
I hate the term more than spoiled ham, but LOL. A wizard with words.