Over the years I’ve received my fair share of ill-targeted spam emails hawking miracle boner tonics. (I don’t possess such apparatus. And if I did, well, it would work, namsayin?) But this one, sent to the Unhappy Mediator’s civilian alter-ego is hilariously apropos:
Sent: Sat, December 5, 2009 5:14:49 PM
Subject: Equipment for Don Juans
about graduated cylinder inside particle accelerator slyly uxorious
stalactites ball bearing
Nothing gets this Don Juan turned on like talk of lab bench accoutrement, particle acceleration and geology.