This week’s Google Game either speaks for itself, or requires a depth and breadth of analysis I’m ill prepared to deliver at present. While I process, please mull, and enjoy.
By the by, if being a midget does, indeed, constitute a serviceable defense against incarceration, then I’m going down to the DMV and putting my real height on my drivers license.
PS. “Willies”? That’s the web’s go-to word for penis?
[Thanks, DFH]
No Happy Medium 
So I can no longer say things like “Nicholas Cage gives me the willies” ever again.